How would you explain love to a child?

Like this:



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Some sad kid here.

Lost my phone. Dont call me or anything.

Need to cheer myself up with a cute mtv.

Ai Otsuka - SMILY
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showmedia?id=12535

People like her ballads more, i think. But I'm never one for sad songs. Must all good vocals be for such songs?

Has anybody noticed how woaini sounds like woani? Or is it just shen song?

Today I was gonna hug Hong wei, like I always do. He said no, but I always gonna hug him anyways. Then yilu hugged me instead. which is still fine. lol

Tio pwned by my mom in badminton. 21-3, change sides, 11-21.

Nevermind, still can pwn Yao Wen, lol.

CUTE GIRL COSPLAY!!



*nosebleeds profusely*

sian la the commonwealth thing.

I don't think my essay(watever it is I will write) will be chosen by the school.

CUTE GIRL COSPLAY!!



*nosebleeds profusely*

I feel my words are critical of people.

I have a tendency to say "noob" "moron "fatty" "fucker".

If I carry on, I don't think talking with me will be very pleasant.

I shall resolve to cut down on my insensitive words.

Today's football had a variety of different emotions.

Woani taking Shawn and Jason-Fury, sure lose la
Weibin being a useless fuck-Funny, yet sad, coz I was on his team >_<
Weibin ks-ing Fergus' goal-Lamed
Me kicking the ball randomly-Funny, yet wasted many chances
Shaun being keeper-JUST SAD.(PLEASE LA HOW CAN YOU LET IN GOAL FROM A GIRL?)
Shaun kicking the ball to woani's face-LOLLOLOL(see top of list)

I have a feeling our games stall for the bazaar would be a great success.

Roald Dahl is an absolute genius.

If he was a student in Mrs Yee's class, he would have gotten 29/30 for every essay. -1 mark cause he keeps using a comma before conjunction, and another one for hid use of the word 'fag' lol

He is the master of the slice of life short story. It's always what Mrs Yee say, the examiners are looking for something that can happen in real life, but you give it a twist, an unexpected ending.

You can also give it a touch of the gruesome, like Roald Dahl, but of course you can't explicitly state it(your story will be intended for school, after all)

Really need go gym le la!! like since school reopen never go le.

At Macdonalds, I saw a couple playing a DS game together. They looked very 'into' their game. Haiz...when I will have a gaming partner?
(PS. DS>PSP)

Bought a badminton manga called SMASH! The starting is quite cliched. Whenever I see the main character, I would think of Weibin, coz the hairstyle is the same spiky kind.

FUCK YOU WEIBIN. YOU RUINED MY COMIC.

Supposedly trimmed my hair, although it's more of mass cutting.

I'm quite proud of my body, coz its been improving, yet still not satisfied with it. Need to go gym more!!

I feel, somehow, my destiny is for people to laugh at my misery.

Oh yeah, seeing yilu tag reminds me of Netball's PWNAGE. like, 62 goals in 1hour is imba man.

GOGO Netball. lol

I feel like joining Talentime. Everybody and their dog is joining.

But I don't have anybody else to go with. Would be embarrassing myself x.X

LoL

I would sing "fly me to the moon"(Utada Hikaru ver). The lyrics are beautiful. But my voice cannot match it's beauty.

BEFORE rain




AFTER rain

Fury. Today play arm wrestling. Standard losing la.
But then, couldn't stand Barry's face when I lost to him in my right arm. It irks me to the core. I can't tolerate how he wins me. Usually I push him down, but can't go all the way. When I let go he just rushes me. Pisses me off.

He is now my rival, I don't own him in NAPFA I not man le.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


In other news, an outdoor meido(maid) cafe for the bazaar by the lake would rock so much. But it's just another fantasy.

Why geeks make good boyfriends:

They're useful.
The typical caveman will go "duh, what is the far-yay fox?" if you ask them about how to make Firefox go faster.

They're useful because they're intelligent.
How can being knowledgeable be a bad thing? I know about safe sex, the menstrual cycle and other assorted stuff. Then there are the people who ask "Can you get pregnant from oral sex?".

Plenty to choose from.
While I admit geeks aren't really in demand, it means you are spoilt for choice. There are many varieties. Like 'em round? We have those available. Like 'em skinny? No worries. You don't have to worry about a geek being already attached.

They're won't cheat on you.
Geeks are bred on a diet of romance anime. In romance anime, even though there can be like 7 babes surrounding the main character, he only chooses one.(ie Love Hina)
In shows where the main character screws around, something bad happens(ie, School Days).

They're creative/romantic.
A steady diet of anime means they can always surprise you with little romantic stuff.

They are good in sex.
They say the Kama Sutra was written by a virgin who kept thinking of sex. Which is true since who can be more imaginative than a person who has never done it before? Not to mention the geeks who watch hentai...

They don't have vices.
Geeks NEVER smoke, go to pubs, or gamble. Unless you think self-pleasure is a sin, then you should look elsewhere for a BF.

They don't care how you dress.
90% of what you wear would be cute to them. School uniform? MOE. Spectacles? MOE. Pajamas? MOE. Skirts? MOE. Heck, you could wear an old T-shirt and they would nosebleed.
(Moe=can turn people on)

And the final reason why geeks and nerds make great boyfriends: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you.

Of course, there aren't really many real geeks in Singapore. You see jocks going to play LAN(eg Jason). or a geek like me going to swim. The line is blurred because many people have a great interest in manga but they also do sports and such.

In the words of a dota player, GLHF!

Ok, so today went swimming with Yong Zhi.

After I ate, we talked about English, which moved to English teachers, then finally to BOOBIES.(how we progressed like that I dont know) >_<

There is a certain teacher who likes to bend over, allowing her students to look inside. LOL Perhaps she thinks her chest is too small for anyone to see anything.

There is also another one, if you see from an angle(looking down about 45degrees) will let you into the Heavenly Valleys. LOL

Shall not name them here, obviously.

See ya!

Today, I was going home when it started to rain. So I ran to a shelter Then, a kind soul offered to share an umbrella with me. So, I reached the bus stop relatively dry.

^_^

However, I can't seem to remember who she is. But, never mind. I suck when it comes to noticing things around me anyways.

Fuck la. Today so damn sway. You know why? Coz it's weibin's fucking birthday.

Gawd, have I ever been so sway?

1st, that lameass FM ask me what's my puzzle bobble highscore, as he was playing it. So I checked. Then the VP come by my class and confiscate my phone. WHY NEVER SEE FM'S? HUH? CCB.

2nd, some bastard(probably Yao Wen) sat on my bag. Then the Clear Shampoo started leaking out. Then my whole bag is soaked with the shampoo smell.

In the afternoon, as I was returning the ball to PKS, I slipped on the floor and fell. KNN.

Lastly, I was on the bus and I was trying to grab the pole and I hit some auntie's head. =.=

SO IF U WERE SWAY TODAY BLAME IT ON WEIBIN.


On another topic:
You know, what if Jason and Woani began like, be together? gawd that would be the mother of all romantic comedy. Haiz.

Blame anime for giving me weird ideas

I once read in a book, that the best liars have the least imagination, which is why they are so believable.

School is so sian.

HAPPY B-DAY WEIBIN. MY GIFT IS ON THE CLASSROOM WHITEBOARD.

Scene meter in School Days
Amount of times somebody's womb was cut open: 1 time
Amount of times a girl confessed to Makoto: 4 times
Amount of used tissue(if you know what I mean): 2 bins full
Amount of times Makoto was a jerk: Too many times to count

Just watched School Days the anime(available on crunchyroll/veoh).

12episodes of a love triangle.

"In the school, three guys met. Their relation had been changed in the season, and turned into three love stories."

Makoto has been admiring Kotonoha from afar, as he takes the same train as her. One day, he takes a picture of her with his cellphone. Sekai, the girl who sits next to him for the new semester, sees the photo and decides to help Makoto get his dream girl. However after Makoto goes out with Kotonoha, Sekai finds out she loves Makoto too, kissing him before he boards his train.

And so starts the romantic yet funny love story of the three.

Or it would seem so.

What the story synopsis fails to tell the viewer is that Makoto begins going down the slippery slope of being an idiot into a lecherous un-caring idiot; Sekai from a helpful "enthu" girl into a psychotic backstabbing bitch and Kotonoha into a mentally scarred girl in denial of her situation. Or perhaps, that was just their original personality, and their crushes and lusts only revealed what they truly were.

From a game to an anime, the transition turns what was originally a cartoon-ish violent sex-filled orgy, into a scary violent sex-filled tragedy.

I think it's scary because the characters are roughly the same age as me. It could happen(albeit much less dramatic) to any high school student caught up in the world of crushes, where going steady is as important as breathing.

I see what I(or any typical male) can potentially become in Makoto. While he is initially shy around girls, not even daring to approach them, after he starts to do Public Display of Affections with his girlfriend, he becomes bolder and more perverted, culminating in having sex(while still being attached!) with three schoolmates.

Of course, if the characters had went to a counselor, or just plain gotten over breaking up, everything would have been prevented. But there never are any therapists in TV shows.

I mean, for crying out loud. If a girl in your class suddenly shouts she's pregnant, does nobody even care to call a teacher for help? But I guess, it also shows how uncaring the environment is, as the finale shows the school getting on just fine, even with the absence of three students.

More as I think of what to say.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

non-soprano ver.