Thursday, August 31, 2006

today after school i went and took 197. On the bus, I changed into civillian(shirt and pants). The upper deck was empty except for 2 girls way at the front so I did it quick. Met Zhi yang, kenneth, weijie, hao ming, nicole, chao yuan, bramawan. went to TM to watch the monster house. Owed weijie 1.50 and 2 other people 50cents. after that we walk around and went to Mac, where Zhi yang kept calling out people's name(on their jersey) then looking away making everybody LOL'd, there was Henry, Yao, Hakim and Chosen One("Kerosene" pronounced by zhi yang and "chose none" CY). After that I went home coz they wanted to take MRT to Boon Lay, and I had no ez-link card. LOL

Kenneth has expereinced puberty! Voice broke, hair on legs grew, and FUCKING MUSCULAR LEGS. I have muscle envy. Having soccer as a cca helps doesn't it...damn.

Nicole is less white now, better looking than last time. like ghost like that white, but she still very white, like sick like that.

Wei Jie is still short, and he still hasn't grown a deep voice.

Chao Yuan, still roughly the same cy I knew.


AND AHAHAH I AM TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU!!I AM NOW 1.72M AHAHAHA I LOVE GROWING TALL AND NOT BEING FAT!!AHAHAAH
I still have my big belly though =(

作词:陈升/刘佳慧 作曲:陈升 女声:刘佳慧

女:不想再问你 你到底在何方
  不想再思量 你能否归来呖
  带着你的心 想着你的脸
  想捧在胸口 能不放就不放

男:ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING 我留下许多情
  不管你爱与不爱 都是历史的尘埃
  ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING 我留下许多情
  不敢在午夜问路 怕走到了百花深处

女:人说百花地深处 住着老情人
  缝着绣花鞋 面容安详的老人
  依旧等待着那出征的归人

男:ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING 你可别喝太多酒
  不管你爱与不爱 都是历史的尘埃
  ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING 我留下许多情
  把酒对月高歌的男儿 是北方的狼族

女:人说北方的狼族 会在寒风起
  站在城门外 穿着腐蚀的铁衣
  呼唤城门外 眼中含着泪

男:呜......我已等待了几千年 为何城门还不开
女:呜......我已等待了几千年 为何良人不回来
合:ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING 我留下许多情
男:不敢在午夜问路 怕触动了伤心的魂
合:ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING 我留下许多情
男:不敢在午夜问路 怕走到了地安门
女:人说地安门里面 有位老妇人 犹在痴痴等
  面容安详的老人 依旧等待那出征的归人

男:ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING 你可别喝太多酒
  走在地安门外 没有人不动真情
合:ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING 你会流下许多情
  不要在午夜问路 怕触动了伤心的魂(人)
男:ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING
女:不想再问你 你到底在何方
  不想再思量 你能否归来呖
  带着你的心 想着你的脸
  想捧在胸口 能不放就不放
男:ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING 你会流下许多情
  不要在午夜问路 怕触动了伤心的魂

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

we havent got a hope of winning the zhong zheng jing shen jiang. bah

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Monday, August 28, 2006

http://www.solbreak-breakingthesilence.blogspot.com/

who is this bleach fan and firefox user whom is most probably from 2LY? Please, readers of my blog, find out for me, my curiousity is piqued.

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very clever hor, can comment on people and show the world without people knowing they are commented on.

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Sunday, August 27, 2006

i bought a Quincy logo necklace today for 6$ today at comics connection. w00t w00t

wtf, people can't parody you? no originality? more like you can't stand anything that mocks you. moron.


Anyways, enviromental tips from me:

Take more public transport instead of driving cars.

Don't turn on the car's air conditioning unit when you can.

Reuse waste paper, you can use them to put your meat bones when eating, you can also put them under wet plates or turn them into cute baskets.

Walk or cycle more. It keeps you fit and helps the enviroment.

Buy things with cardboard or plastic packaging instead of styrofoam

Don't buy things with excessive packaging

Don't buy medicinal herbs or medicines that use threatened, endangered or nearly extinct animals, or buy pets that are.

We can all do our part for our enviroment

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Friday, August 25, 2006

I went home with XXX and YYY today. We discussed how I can copy QQQQ's style in writing blog to seem more mysterious. We also talked on how XXX kicks the football with his eyes closed to look cool

I injured my right toe again, while palying soccer with slippers downstairs. This is the 2nd time my toe is injured, and I fear the worst for it. haha. But unfortunately, the injury isn't a big deal, just hurts when i touch it.

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Thursday, August 24, 2006

I'm severly disappointed in both myself and somebody for what happened today. But life must go on, I must interact with that person, and I will just forget it has ever happened. But I won't ever forgive you. There are somethings you don't to some people, and what you did I would have never allowed you to do. I had been controlling myself, but you have to make it worse didn't you? If you ever do it ever again, i swear, i will fight until one of us go out, and even then you will pay...4x, 5x, worse than what has happened. This is a fucking warning, okay?

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

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Found on the internet:
"True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldnt overcome and didnt really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldnt say a word. She said, Im going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me. I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldnt ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.


The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car."

Definitions of words(also found on the internet):


Billabong

The most widely sold "surf brand" in Australia, which is a complete rip off and has stolen the name of a small river in central Australia. Unfortunately considered cool until teenagers realise what "Gucci" and "Armani" are and bleed their parents dry, while talking on their mobile phones and eating fast food.

"Once a jolly swagman, camped by a Billabong, under the shade of a Quiksilver tree"



poke

What my mom tells me not to be doing to any girls at the age of 15.

"Now Jake don't go around poking any girls"





culo

(noun) 1.Spanish word for the hole of the anus. 2.Spanish slang for girl's ass.

1. Oye, broder... me tengo que rascar el culo.
Translation: Yo, bro... I gotta scratch my a-hole.
2. Oye Pedro. Mira el culo de esa jeva.
Translation: Yo, Pedro. Look at the ass on that bitch.

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006



ROFLMAO

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i'm wearing my kwan ying ma amulet thingy, even though I am an atheist...also dunno why, just felt like it. i forced myself to revise maths, but did 2 questions only before going online =.=
I wanna take triple science next year, and hopefully got to VJC after secondary school, coz the relief teacher made them sound so L33T. Damn cool.

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Monday, August 21, 2006

MUST REVISE!! BUT DON'T FEE LIKE....WANNA SLACK EVERYDAY!! ARGH

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Sunday, August 20, 2006

today i miraculously revised for 10 mins, on chinese and geography...i also practised my E lit lines. clarence 99% have not done so, and he also did a crap job out of the powerpoint. Damn it, I should have gotten somebody else, but then, at the time we were grouping, the other people all had groups already...Haiz...I hope at least it won't be a total fiasco for my group when we act. But, combining Brandon's wooden acting, clarence tendecy to not memorise lines and we have got a lousy group. BAH!

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Friday, August 18, 2006

I HATE MOSQUITOS. PERIOD. KILL 'EM ALL!!!

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The feeling of loneliness and of being ostrasiced...I can still remember it...maybe it hasn't left me ever since I was born...when will I forget and be rid of it?

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Ng Jian Yang, the ever hateable nigger who sits to me has

Glucose-6-phosphate dehydrogenase deficiency

and can't take some antibiotics, broad beans and vitamin K. that is his big weakness. MWAHAHAH. once he does, his red blood cells loses haemoglobins, the useful things that carry oxygen thru our body, resulting in jaundice. Broadbeans are a popular snack in china where they are fried and lightly salted, resembling broad pistachios, except it's green on the outside. therefore, you can kill him just by feeding him some beans. ROFL. it mainly occurs in asian males, although females can get mild cases and you have a greater chance if you have a family history, or if you are plain unlucky(like JY)

oh, but his defiency makes him immune to malaria, a dangerous disease spread by mosquitos which kills if not treated. that means he go to humid asian countries full of those things and still not die, providing an evolutionary advantage. BUT HE CAN'T TAKE SOME STUPID COMMON BEANS! ROFLMAO

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TS BLOG

omfg, ts's new blog click on above link to read. EXCITING EXPOSE ON THE PEOPLE IN THE CLASS. omgomgomg. read about what he has to say about you!!

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Monday, August 14, 2006

whenever i update i update too much 3rd post w00t


Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear
Lyrics by Bob Rivers
(Sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)

Lacy things the wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store there's a teddy
With little straps like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say "Are you ready?" we'll say "Whoa, man!
Let's wait until the wife is out of town"

Later on if you wanna
We can dress like Madonna
Put on some eye shade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things...missin'
Didn't ask...permission
Wearing her clothes...Silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

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2nd post of the day



I got goosebumps and probably almost orgasmed watching it. I AM SUCH A GEEK omfgomfg online trading and battling, dressing up your pokemon,day,evening and night!!! argh i want the english ver. out as fast as possible...argh!!! I LOVE IT
THIS WHY I BOUGHT THE DS IN THE 1ST PLACE GHAHAHAH

POKEMON DIAMON AND PEARL
SEPTEMBER 28TH
japan release

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today when i was going to eunos interchange to top up my ez link i saw people filming something...it was food i think. could be a comercial. anyways, i went home and practiced my piano, but couldn't concentrate coz i was sneezing,anyways,i don't like afflicting my family and I with my horrible piano playing, so i went and ate dinner. now i am at the computer. that is all. quite a boring life....

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Saturday, August 12, 2006

because TS changed his skin, i have changed mine too

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Thursday, August 10, 2006

2nd post of the day




Seriously, if you don't laugh your ass off, you are gay.

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OMG YACHIRU KAWAIIII!!!!

why bother to study? we are all gonna die anyways...so have fun while you still can and worry about the future later! Go out, play games, go to LAN, always have fun. Don't bother listening to the teacher or revising, they don't teach practical real life stuff in school anyways. What more to learn than playing games and socialising with people? I'm sure my blog's readers are smart enough to pass school without revising, right? Or are you one of them dumb ones? Huh?! Richard Branson, billionaire and CEO of Virgin(airlines,telecommunications, soft drinks) famously failed school and has never looked back since. why let school hiner you to greater things? who knows, the hobby ors port you like may turn you famous one day.


Following TS's questions, here is one of mine:

Suppose there is a town with just one male barber; and that every man in the town keeps himself clean-shaven: some by shaving themselves, some by attending the barber. It seems reasonable to imagine that the barber obeys the following rule: He shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves.

Under this scenario, we can ask the following question: Does the barber shave himself?


Whoever gets this answer right gets a cookie and i will call him genius...hahaha


And I will not study for tomorrow's maths test...if I win anybody when the results come out i will laugh out loud and call that person a noob! xD


Brandon argh, always can't turn on this day or that day for E. Lit rehearsal, fuck him!

























Disclaimer:Jake is not responsible if you become a free loader or a beggar living on the streets. Your life is in your own hands.

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Wednesday, August 09, 2006



1 word: hilarious. bleach+the lion king+randomness

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things you do when you're bored:upload an old 1year old video that is quite stupid and lame.

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Watched the NDP parade on TV. Stood up and sang the national anthem and the pledge. Only Singapore can spend lots of money to celebrate the founding of the nation. Makes me proud of her xD I feel patriotic!

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Warcraft 3 cd:80$
DOTA:2 mins to d/l
Using terrorblade to sunder allies every time you are low in health and seeing them die: Priceless

There are somethings money can't buy, for everything else there's eurobattlenet


Ok, so I don't really have a wc3 CD lol XD

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Saturday, August 05, 2006

terrorblade rocks! 4 hit=dead sniper ahahahha

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Friday, August 04, 2006

I love my new wallpaper...it's one that says "MILK IT DOES THE BODY GOOD. GOT MILK?" then it has a girl and a packet of milk! ahahaha

I love milk!

xD

*legally mad*

Mr. Teo talks too slow, sure I can understand but it makes me wanna sleep...

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Thursday, August 03, 2006

I've got to stop looking into the past....but how can I if my future isn't even that bright?

EDIT:oh,oh RIDDLE:



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