Why geeks make good boyfriends:
They're useful.
The typical caveman will go "duh, what is the far-yay fox?" if you ask them about how to make Firefox go faster.
They're useful because they're intelligent.
How can being knowledgeable be a bad thing? I know about safe sex, the menstrual cycle and other assorted stuff. Then there are the people who ask "Can you get pregnant from oral sex?".
Plenty to choose from.
While I admit geeks aren't really in demand, it means you are spoilt for choice. There are many varieties. Like 'em round? We have those available. Like 'em skinny? No worries. You don't have to worry about a geek being already attached.
They're won't cheat on you.
Geeks are bred on a diet of romance anime. In romance anime, even though there can be like 7 babes surrounding the main character, he only chooses one.(ie Love Hina)
In shows where the main character screws around, something bad happens(ie, School Days).
They're creative/romantic.
A steady diet of anime means they can always surprise you with little romantic stuff.
They are good in sex.
They say the Kama Sutra was written by a virgin who kept thinking of sex. Which is true since who can be more imaginative than a person who has never done it before? Not to mention the geeks who watch hentai...
They don't have vices.
Geeks NEVER smoke, go to pubs, or gamble. Unless you think self-pleasure is a sin, then you should look elsewhere for a BF.
They don't care how you dress.
90% of what you wear would be cute to them. School uniform? MOE. Spectacles? MOE. Pajamas? MOE. Skirts? MOE. Heck, you could wear an old T-shirt and they would nosebleed.
(Moe=can turn people on)
And the final reason why geeks and nerds make great boyfriends: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you.
Of course, there aren't really many real geeks in Singapore. You see jocks going to play LAN(eg Jason). or a geek like me going to swim. The line is blurred because many people have a great interest in manga but they also do sports and such.
In the words of a dota player, GLHF!
They're useful.
The typical caveman will go "duh, what is the far-yay fox?" if you ask them about how to make Firefox go faster.
They're useful because they're intelligent.
How can being knowledgeable be a bad thing? I know about safe sex, the menstrual cycle and other assorted stuff. Then there are the people who ask "Can you get pregnant from oral sex?".
Plenty to choose from.
While I admit geeks aren't really in demand, it means you are spoilt for choice. There are many varieties. Like 'em round? We have those available. Like 'em skinny? No worries. You don't have to worry about a geek being already attached.
They're won't cheat on you.
Geeks are bred on a diet of romance anime. In romance anime, even though there can be like 7 babes surrounding the main character, he only chooses one.(ie Love Hina)
In shows where the main character screws around, something bad happens(ie, School Days).
They're creative/romantic.
A steady diet of anime means they can always surprise you with little romantic stuff.
They are good in sex.
They say the Kama Sutra was written by a virgin who kept thinking of sex. Which is true since who can be more imaginative than a person who has never done it before? Not to mention the geeks who watch hentai...
They don't have vices.
Geeks NEVER smoke, go to pubs, or gamble. Unless you think self-pleasure is a sin, then you should look elsewhere for a BF.
They don't care how you dress.
90% of what you wear would be cute to them. School uniform? MOE. Spectacles? MOE. Pajamas? MOE. Skirts? MOE. Heck, you could wear an old T-shirt and they would nosebleed.
(Moe=can turn people on)
And the final reason why geeks and nerds make great boyfriends: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you.
Of course, there aren't really many real geeks in Singapore. You see jocks going to play LAN(eg Jason). or a geek like me going to swim. The line is blurred because many people have a great interest in manga but they also do sports and such.
In the words of a dota player, GLHF!
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