POKEMON EMERALD: A BUFFET OF MANLINESS


Shot at 2007-07-31

How to catch a Charizard.(or the pokemon of your choice)



1. Throw rocks at it
Throwing rocks may scare away the Pokemon, but, how to get its attention? Of course you have to do something. So throwing rocks and slightly humiliating it will do greatly. Pokemon need tough trainers, and not sissy trainers who let Pokemon do everything. Just don’t overdo it or it will be scared and run away.

2. Throw some food
Throwing food will allow you to get closer to it. Of course it also increases the difficulty of catching it, but without offering it something, it would be wary of you. But do not give it too much food. Giving it too much food will make it think that you are just a “free food” machine and nothing more.

3. Train on low level pokemon first
If you’re a level 6 bulbasaur, you can’t possibly go fight a Charizard right? Practice on weedles and ratattas. Of course, they are different types and levels, so got different strategy to take it down, but the gist is there.

4. See many pokemon
The more pokemon you see, the more you will get used to the Charizard (or whatever pokemon) and the more you will discover how to catch the Charizard. Pokemon will also like popular trainers who are “confirmed” to be good trainers. Thus, what you want to do is to know as many pokemon as possible, so that your real target will be attracted to you more. It also allows you to grind your levels.

5. Read guides
It’s like when you get stuck, you need a walkthrough from gamefaqs.com right? So must learn from experts who know how to catch pokemon and are seasoned trainers.


Infer from this, please.

worldrps.com


The official rules of rock paper scissors, jankenpon and whatever.

let's play!

Follow-up to yesterday's post.

Another reason given by Jason for 2JT's supposed tight bonding is the majority of boys in their class, which, I noticed is quite a rarity in CCHS. I suppose the more girls there are, the more nucleated they become, therefore there will be less unity. However, a group of guys will become a group of cavemen so of course, you need some girls to balance it.

Having more guys is more fun. This is not my gayness saying. This is a fact. I know for one, that without TCH, I would have stopped going to my CCA a long time ago. Calli has so few guys, and is sooo not fun. I may have joined something like NPCC just coz it has guys.

Moe is a term non-Japan-philes would have difficulty understanding. I, too, do not quite get it. Generally, its the qualities that make 2D girls so attractive to the guys of Japan. On the internet, like many Japanese words, it has changed to mean a fetish or liking for anime character. For example, "Jake is megane-moe" means I like characters wearing glasses. Something like that. Every culture is so steeped in its terminology it's a bit hard getting it all in.

I think the reason I like volleyball is mainly the girls. Cut the pretentious crap. lmao. It's quite nice seeing they whack the ball, but for what reason, this, I really have no idea.

I wish to participate in the Netball Interclass. I just like sports, even though I'm so lazy I can't even be bother to go down to buy lunch sometimes. I'm a very competitive slacker. Extremely lazy yet can't lose to other people. LOL such an oxymoron.

Wow, been typing alot. Must've been saving up energy for these few days. I hope I can type such long posts in the future too. lol

Jason was going off on how our class sucked, and how he wanted his 2JT people and his Basketballers. While I think his comments were unnecessary, I could not disagree with him. Our class has no people who are desirable to have in a class. I myself have a UnHoly Trinity consisting of Roy, FM and Ferlin who spoil the whole class. -_-

I quite like volleyball. Not too much rules, and whacking the ball is fun. It was too bad I didn't play in the Interclass. Although even if I did, I would have done nothing like Yao Wen, except serve badly, which is also something Yao Wen did.

It's also quite a joy to watch girls play volleyball. It's NOT about looking at girls, I dunno how to properly say it it. Moe-ness? but that would generally applied to kawaii(cute) things, which is definitely cannot describe sports.

How to attract chicks:
Be a chicken! ROFLLOLZOR JAKE IS FUNNY!


Hmm...I thought I had more to write...gah, random thoughts flitting around my mind, then disppearing when I wanna put them down

Just because I'm such a geek.*Below content may not be safe!*

My Fling:

Shot at 2007-07-26
Flannery: "Her passion for Pokémon burns stronger and hotter than a volcano. She is admired for her beauty and strength."


My GF:

Shot at 2007-07-26
Takino Tomo "An extremely energetic and competitive girl, despite being nonathletic and a slacker. Tomo's character is extremely impulsive and rarely considers the consequences of anything."


MAI WAIFU!

Shot at 2007-07-26
Lunamaria Hawke: Lunamaria Hawke is a mobile suit pilot on the Minerva, along with Shinn Asuka and Rey Za Burrel. Lunamaria typically pilots a custom red ZGMF-1000 ZAKU. Lunamaria appears to wear a customised version of the ZAFT red ace uniform, replacing the standard female-issue skirt with a mini-skirt

tournemon part II

The Tournemon Part 1

Reasons why girls are lesbians:
-Grew up in a male-dominated surrouding
-Fads/Trendiness
-Going to a convent/all-girl school
-Had an abusive experience with men/knew somebody who did
-Too much male hormones
-Born 'gay'

Reasons why guys are gays:
-Born 'gay'

As you can see, girls usually only become lesbians as a choice, or after puberty. Gays, are noticeably 'gay' since young. This is why, gays are suspected to have a genetic cause, because most of them who are so-called born with it are males.

Gays aside, a topic on my mind now is chasing girls, after an article I read on a (anime) blog piqued my interest. Lotsa thinking, no action. It also seems that i have done nothing to help my cause. I pretty much wont get laid for the rest of my life. O.O

EDIT: But it seems a certain Xie FM fits what the article was saying. Could it be, FM is the one guy to get all the cute juniors? ZOMG! This is quite interesting!

rofl. I wish I was a girl la. Then I can be a lesbian. ZzzzZZ Anybody got any gender change doctors to recommend me?

I "shopped" this picture. Unoriginal, yet so funny.

God(s) is/are real.

They're alive in our hearts, in our minds, through our writings, passed down through stories told, moving through our art and drawings.

I want to say that not having a god makes one's life more fulfilling, but all it leads to is more distractions.

i can't bring myself to believe in a higher authority. Too many questions to ask, too many things I want to do.

My mind is in a swirl....

Argh....

GOOD BLEACH COSPLAY

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too lazy to edit html....just paste it into the address, willya?

The name Jake is a mask.

A fake persona.

Perpetrated by a person in order to cover up his sorrow and scars.

To hide among humanity, when society is a round hole, to his square peg.

Never real, yet existent.

SO TRUE!

Nothing much. updating my blog template, more specifically my links and profile.

I update AFC clan blog more than my own blog =.=

Friends

I wanna thank my friends for:

*Being there to keep me down to earth
*Helping me when I forget stuff
*Accepting me for who I am
*Making me feel better about this cruddy life

That is all.

Wow, I overheard that a funeral costs about $20k....wow...Sure is expensive to die.

I have a bunch of pics I'm lazy to upload, mainly to do with my Calli stuff.

I shall update more frequently.

RETRO IS GOOD

Grrr....for convenience I have returned to my old blog...or something...ok so now i have 2 blogs. >_>"

I have a giant robot fetish...can't get enough of them. watching transformers tomorrow.