Thursday, April 26, 2007

MICHAEL BUBLE LYRICS

"You Don't Know Me"

You give your hand to me
Then you say hello
I can hardly speak
My heart is beating so
And anyone can tell
You think you know me well
But you don't know me

No, you don't know the one
Who dreams of you at night
And longs to kiss your lips
And longs to hold you tight
Oh I'm just a friend
That's all I've ever been
'Cause you don't know me

I never knew
The art of making love
Though my heart aches
With love for you
Afraid and shy
I've let my chance to go by
The chance that you might
Love me, too

You give your hand to me
And then you say good-bye
I watch you walk away
Beside the lucky guy
You'll never never know
The one who loves you so
Well, you don't know me

You give your hand to me, baby
Then you say good-bye
I watch you walk away
Beside the lucky guy
No, no, you'll never ever know
The one who loves you so
Well, you don't know me

Monday, April 16, 2007

Major post below. this post is a minor distraction.

Just wanted to post a pic of my myself.


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Friday, April 13, 2007

EDIT: Still havent decided whether to post it or not, sorry for the inconvenience caused . -.-;
Still haven gotten around to writing that story yet. Here, have some Hyperactive Anime Music Video.


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So, anyways, I'm gonna write out the events of the Dark Ages(the time with my "insanity"), so that I can properly archive it, and so people can know more about what exactly happened. It's gonna be quite long, so I'm gonna write the events prior to it, and which caused my melancholy.

Still preparing to type it out, watch this space!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

I'M FUCKING PISSED LE LA. THIS BLOG IS THE ONE PLACE I CAN POST MY SHIT AND PEOPLE STILL COME KPKB. SICK OF IT


The Diary Of Jane lyrics

If I had to
I would put myself right beside you
So let me ask
Would you like that?
Would you like that?

And I don't mind
If you say this love is the last time
So now I'll ask
Do you like that?
Do you like that?

No!

Something's getting in the way.
Something's just about to break.
I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane.
So tell me how it should be.

Try to find out what makes you tick.
As I lie down
Sore and sick.
Do you like that?
Do you like that?

There's a fine line between love and hate.
And I don't mind.
Just let me say that
I like that
I like that

Something's getting in the way.
Something's just about to break.
I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane.
As I burn another page,
As I look the other way.
I still try to find my place in the diary of Jane.
So tell me how it should be.

Desperate, I will crawl
Waiting for so long
No love, there is no love.
Die for anyone
What have I become?

Something's getting in the way.
Something's just about to break.
I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane.
As I burn another page,
As I look the other way.
I still try to find my place in the diary of Jane.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Just did 1 pull-up! I won't fail my NAPFA! Ahaha. now to aim for bronze level amount which is 4. It's going to be tough 'cause of my body weight(64kg), which means I need more strength to do a pull-up compared to say Fergus(a quoted 30+). Anyways it's completely unfair that I must do pull-ups just because I was born earlier.

Doing pull-ups is based on weight to a certain extent. Age has nothing to do with it, except that you have more time to train? lolwtf

Just have to train more, I guess. Biceps, Triceps, Back Muscles.(but i can't coz i dun have a freaking gym)

Training to pull-up on reflex(usually referred to as "momentum", but is actually reflex), which I will tell you here. By doing pull-ups fast and explosively, which causes an effect similar to the hammer hitting your knee and your leg flying up. You save a significant amount of energy and time.

See, my blog is educational and entertaining.
A few observations before going to the main part of my post.

I pity Fergus' seating arrangement. In front of him is Cherie Wong, who harasses him. To his left is Ferlin Leung, who also harasses him. Sitting next to him is a short weirdo who puts his bag over his thing and likes to fuck ties(no offense, Hong Wei!)

Hong Wei's seat is like, the best. He gets no harassment, except for me, coz I like to sit there. Therefore he is free to enjoy the wonderful scenery, furthermore, he gets to be close to the whiteboard and can hear the teacher better. Therefore, Hong Wei's seat is one of the best in the class.

So we trashed the gu niangs of 3JT. Their keeper's performance today was sub-par, and let's not even mention their starting line up(Alphonso, PKS and CH4? LAWL)

Of course, the 3EP keeper did a lot by just being there as nobody else knows how to catch a ball and pass it to somebody else. *rolls eyes* But still, he did a great job =P I think Ricardo of Portugal is a good keeper, coz he can shoot as well as save xD


Now to the main course:
My amateur photography skills

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Me and Jason's wonderfully clean table.


2 fuckers walking so damn slow that I managed to overtake them with a 50m headstart and at my normal walking speed. I know the girl is Jasmine Tan of 3JT but have no clue to the guy. This picture was taken at a bad moment coz they were quite away from each other.

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Something I'm quite proud of. Reminds me of my CCA. Lawl.

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The sun shining through the dark clouds to provide illumination.

Dessert:
Sweet!
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Tuesday, April 10, 2007



JERUSALEM—In a surprise announcement with far-reaching theological implications, Jesus Christ The Nazarene, founder of Christianity and spiritual leader of nearly two billion people, revealed Monday that He has converted to "the one true religion" of Islam.

As part of His conversion, Christ said He has taken a new name, Isa Ibn Maryam al-Salaam Christ Shabazz.

Christ, 33, is urging Christians worldwide to renounce His former religion of Christianity and join Him in embracing the Muslim way of life.


"People of all nations, in the past, you have heard Me say that whosoever shall believe in Me shall not die, but have eternal life," Christ said. "But now, I say unto you, forget I ever said that. There is only one holy revelation of Allah, the Qur'an, which was dictated to the Prophet Mohammed, Praise Be Unto Him, by the Archangel Jibreel in the seventh century after I died.

When asked about His future plans, Christ said His next move will be to undertake the Hajj, the holy pilgrimage to Mecca all Muslims are required to make at least once in a lifetime. After that, Christ said He hopes to take a few months off to rest and meditate before starting the next phase of His ministry: traveling to churches around the world and imploring the Christian faithful to stop believing in Him.

Neither the Father nor the Holy Ghost could be reached for comment.
Hopefully this week i won't slip into my madness again. So far I haven't done or thought anything crazy. woooootz

Sunday, April 08, 2007

From 26March to 1April, the Nintendo DS Lite sold 50,652 unit in Japan. Which is more than the PSP, PS2 and PS3 combined. 2,469-826-3,570 respectively. What does that say? Well, Nintendo is laughing all the way to the bank now(half a hundred thousand in a week?! Keep in mind the DS Lite has been out since last year and these figures are in Japan). These are the nintendo executive's faces: =D. Sony is: X.X
DISCLAIMER.

FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS I HAVE BEEN QUITE INSANE. I FEEL THAT IT IS FOR THE BEST THAT I, JAKE, AND ANYBODY WHO READS MY BLOG, TO IGNORE THE POSTS I HAVE POSTED. ANY POSTINGS WHICH I FEEL MAY LEAD TO MISUNDERSTANDINGS HAVE BEEN TAKEN DOWN ACCORDINGLY.

FURTHERMORE, IT IS WITH GREAT ELATION THAT I HAVE FINALLY PULLED THROUGH THE ORDEAL AND AM BACK TO NORMAL. I AM NOW SANE.(as sane as i can be anyways)






From the 30th of March to the 2nd of April, Jake did not exist.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Random Shit

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Great Moments In Presidential Speeches Compilation- George W Bush

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Thursday, April 05, 2007

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IT'S TRI-PENIS MAN. FUCKER OF EVIL. RAPIST OF BADGUYS,


It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

LOL

Tuesday, April 03, 2007



Is the cat looking up or looking down?







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Sunday, April 01, 2007

You Are 15% Left Brained, 85% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.


You Are 58% Selfish

You are quite balanced. You are able to compromise when it's in the best interests of those involved.
But you're no pushover. If something is important to you, you'll get it!