>.>

BRANDON IS AN A* ASSHOLE.

Edit: well, it looks like he lied. which means that I am safe. woot.

Love and Life

For this blog post, I am going to teach you about your life.

See, the goals of your life are basically this:

1. Get your genes passed down
2. Teach your offspring all that they need to survive in this world and help them to grow.

Everything else is just a stepping stone to help you in achieving your goal, or an useless distraction that will serve in your death.

What is love and lust but some chemical reactions brewing in our brains? However, that is which we need to get two completely different people with opposite motives to come together to procreate, and provide for their progeny.

Love is a neccesary evil, and you should stay clear of it, until at least you know what to do. >.<

=/

Today was boring. But somebody had written Dance sux and Track and Field no good on Pearline and Karen and Hui Shia's table respectively. Lol. The dance sux was nicely excecuted with the U like a penis. Oh dayum, it was funny. Heard from Shawn that Chow Han did it. Expected! Only CowCarWater can be so damn gay. Then after that, I wrote stuff on Dawn Teo's and Zargyi's table. Lol, "CDC is for fat losers" and "I LOVE MY FAT ASS". ROFLOLMAO. JY and Brandon wrote on Huilin's table instead.

Then I went home, and found out my uncle has colon cancer. w00t. >.< Damn poor guy. Haiz...as one might say, sad like bird....=( And that's all that (I find interesting that) happened today.

Jake's life story...

...no lah. Just kidding lah.

Today, after going to the pokemon league (WTF, Meganium(Big green dino) ex winning 4-armed Mike Tyson, Machamp?), I went to see my uncle in NUH, who recently came back from China. He had "old people illness"(ie. being frail and weak), directly translated from Chinese.

My mom has been all agitated 'cause her family was like leaving it to her and my aunt to find a home for him. He has no official children, 'cause like s/he didn't want to "ren4" him, so he went to China to live, but then he came back, I also dunno why he had to...My mom considered putting him up at our house, but then my father, being the bastard that he is(I think I got inherited part of him), wasn't very keen on that idea. But, right now he's in hospital, so, ya, at least that solves the living problem, until he is not frail and weak anymore.

Then, I went to Bugis to buy the Bleach DS game, but found out that THERE ARE LIKE NO GAME SHOPS, ONLY FASHION! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PARCO BUGIS?
I mean, at least have a comics connection or something. What the fuck man, what the fuck. Bugis is like TEH SUXX0RZZZ!1!. Ok, rant over. Tution teacher's gonna come soon. Star Idol is on, noooo. Please, Jackson(Tution's teacher's name), please, fall down while crossing the street!! I wanna watch my TV! Shit, he's here.

yay

Download of Warcraft III finished. Installed the game, everything went without a hitch. Started playing Warcraft AI. Must improve!!!

=/ Bored, Camp Post

So I'm bored. Nothing much to do. So I'm gonna type out my Experiential Camp experience! w00t! Double Post

My class was in Group E out of LIVE, which meant we could do the Amazing Race. My group PWNED the noobs. We were the 2nd class to reach the finnish line and the 1st after bonus points. Then it was like they didn't give us prizes so I was all like WTF. But it was still a fun experience! =)

Then after that, there was dinner, and it was all fucked up. The 2IT boys left their mess around, and we had to clean up the canteen with them and tio meh. Then at night, it was so FUCKING NOISY. I not used to sleeping in sleeping bag, so whole night never sleep. It was Teh Suck.

The 2nd day was okay. We had high element and flying fox. Damn fun. Chen Rui is a chicken. Backed out of one of them. >.> Then got the whole Fruit Punch incident, stupid Ms. Tan. I managed to sleep.

3rd day was na beh chee bye. My class tio scolding. Was like wtf. Lucky I had my evasive measures, and I helped out with the flying fox. Haha. But then right after was kayaking. I was like happy happy lor, then found out partner with Roy, so was very sulky. Clarence was great, offered to partner with Roy instead, then I kayak with JianYang. After a while then we capsize. We tried again, but didn't capsize. Then I got tired, couldn't turn and was like floating away. Lucky managed to land on shore. Damn embarassing. >.><.< Campfire was so boring, got a fucking headache, how I wished to sleep. Finally got to, and fell asleep almost straight ahead. I was damn gay, use Jason's arm as a bolster replacement.

Last day was cleaning up, but then we didn't, just walk around slack. Haha.

Quite stupid with the Maths and Science stuff, but overall the camp was okay.

About me

Well, I guess to know me, you have to know that I have ADHD(Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder). If I offend you in anyway, please, let us sit down and clear our differences.

10 things you need to know about me:
I don't always offend people on purpose.
I am lazy by nature, and I like it that way, so don't try to change me.
I can be daydreaming or sleeping when I'm bored.
I also can be hyperactive when I'm bored.
I say random things when I have nothing else to do.
To add on to the above, I am not "siao", I am just bored.
I act on impulse, cause my brain just blanks out when I'm mad.
I can't focus well, so I almost always lose at games that require concentration(ie. chess, sim games, etc. etc.)
I do not look into people's eyes when I talk to them; it's not rudeness, it's just that I feel uncomfortable.
I tend to stare at people/things when I daydream, so do not get offended.

edit:Just in case, these are not really excuses, just something to take note of, and that other than my lack of focus, I'm just like other people. x.x

That's it. My next post will be about the camp, so hopefully it will be more interesting.

I like this blog...at least I can say what I want XD

Teh F1r$t P0$t

Wow. I have a blog. >.< My life is incredibly boring, so you may have keep from sleeping when reading my posts. heh.

Today was a boring day. Went to Fengshan CC to play dota. Learnt stuff and got pwned and pwned back when I knew what to do. Tomorrow going to lan with JY they all and then do HSK boring shit! >.<