Not having the internet means I'm gonna have a big update.... Hope it entertains you, liked it entertained me writing such personal recounts.


21/9/2007
Had to do some lame CIP thing. Went to the grand audi with Hong Wei and infiltrated 3GR. Said hi to Kelly(more commonly known as keok fei or some other lame name) and got my leg kicked =.= Then she talked some crap about throwing me into space and pressure will make me burst and die or something. Sadistic, violent, Physics learning girl. Haiz...After the thing ended, went and ate cold dinner then played night netball. My head collided with Nigel's cheek and I fell and injured my leg. FANTASTIC. Went for lame night walk, not scary at all. Hum here Hum there. Went home with Hong Ghwee(which was probably best part, imo). Sang(actually more of screamed) L-O-V-E, which walking to bus stop. Haha.

Big bump on my forehead ftl.

19/9/2007
Speaking of the devil... >_< I was at the library surfing the net, and then I saw the phrase "Sheena Island" on wikipedia. So I was like 'lol' and went to eat chicken rice at canteen with Shawn.

As Shawn and I were going home, Shawn saw Sheena. She was with Gina Wong(aka Yellow Penguin) and Yu Rong. I was like “WHERE’S WEIBIN? WHY HE NOT WITH YOU? AHAHAHHA etcetc”. I lol-ed in real life and went home-

At least, that’s what I want to say, because there was an UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST, OH SH-*dies*

Yup, unexpected plot twist, I didn’t go home happily. Sheena suddenly said “Where’s woani?” I was pretty sure she violated at least a few laws of the Universe in that one second. Since when was I, Jake, ever a target for such things? NEVER. That one moment probably ripped the Space-Time Continuum to shreds, and caused stars to explode and other rare phenomena.

Thinking back, I could’ve countered, but it probably wouldn’t matter anyway. I shouted “Fury hor!” but, alas, it was futile; I was a wounded gazelle on the Serengeti, and the hyenas locked on to me. Three girls vs. one poor guy, I stood no chance. (Shawn is a useless fuck.)

“woani, woani. Hey woani is behind etcetcetc” I ignored all of them, and finally made it to my sanctuary, the bus stop. Bus 31 came, and we boarded the bus. Who else would have also boarded the bus but that girl whose name was being repeated like, 10 mins ago. She was behind me after all.

Fury, hor.



18/9/2007
Some people call it interaction, I call it grinding your levels, Whatever you call it, grinding is something you need to do in a RPG(or real life). The monsters in this RPG are called Great Idiots Ruining Life, Suckers(or girls for short)
Here are some of my thoughts on leveling up.

1. One does not grind on friends
Being with friends is one of passively(instead of aggresively) earning experience. It's like a Priest buffing his
teammates and gaining skill points.

2. It's good to be in a group if there's a mob
Being in a party(or alliance etc.etc) makes it easier to approach a mob of monsters, who can
help and support eache other.

3. On the other hand, solo-ing is not a bad choice
Solo-ing means you can all the exp. for yourself, and bosses may be impressed when you can
handle a mob of 5-6 by yourself. Of course, make sure you're the type of character who can solo mobs.
If you can't even hold your own against 1 or 2, better to have buddies with you.