HI CHRISTIANS PEOPLE WHO MAY BE READING


Note the sins punishable by death in the old testament:

* not being Jewish (Deuteronomy 17:2)
* sex before marriage (Deuteronomy 22:13)
* refusal to obey your parents (Deuteronomy 21:18)
* gathering firewood on Sunday (Numbers 15:32)
* eating lobster (Leviticus 11:9)

Exodus 35:2
Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death.

TELL YOUR PARENTS, THEY CAN'T WORK! OMFGWTFBBQ

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