2nd post of the day. more memorable quotes from bash.org. i really must get mIRC to see if such weird stuff happen everyday

church? what's that?
its similar to a mental hospital, but with less physical restraints


<_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today
<_Riddler_> and I got this boner
<_Riddler_> I dunno
<_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons
Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS

masturbatin time
I'm livin dangerously
I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet

well i officially have jacked off

ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got introduced to some downy tissue, so im gonna sleep now, im tired

a sprite is anything not static
a sprite is a variable object
be it 2d or 3d
a sprite is a fucking soda
you god damn geekass bastards

-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for
I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??"
And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.
I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.
...
now theres a quote for bash.org
Don't you fucking dare.